Username: amazing grace17 Country: USA State: Oregon Gender: female Martial Status: In love Age: 17 Occupation: Student Homepage:
Favourite Author: My best friend Favourite Poem: IDK Favourite Book: IDK Writing Experince: 7 Information about you, your poetry etc: My poetry style is very emotional, and is normally based on my moods, cause I am bipolar. I am a student at WHS. And I am so in love
I HEART POSEY BOY
I HEART POSEY BOY
I HEART POSEY BOY
I HEART POSEY BOY
DID I MENTION
I
HEART
CHRIS
M.
POSEY
I am 17 years old and I go to Warrrenton High school.
My activities dancing and just having a good time with friends and family
FUNNY SHIT BELOW.
I\\\'m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I\\\'m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I\\\'m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I\\\'m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I\\\'m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I\\\'m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I\\\'m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I\\\'m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I\\\'m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I\\\'m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I\\\'m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON\\\'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I\\\'m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I\\\'m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I\\\'m JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I\\\'m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I\\\'m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I\\\'m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I\\\'m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I\\\'m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I\\\'m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don\\\'t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I\\\'m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bunny.
I\\\'m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bunny.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a bunny.
I\\\'m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I\\\'m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I\\\'m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I\\\'m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I\\\'m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I\\\'m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I\\\'m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I\\\'m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bunny.
I\\\'m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bunny.
I\\\'m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I\\\'m ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I\\\'m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A\\\'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I\\\'m INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I\\\'m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a bunny.
I\\\'m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I\\\'m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I\\\'m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I\\\'m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I\\\'m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I\\\'m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I\\\'m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I\\\'m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I\\\'m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I\\\'m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I\\\'m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I\\\'m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I\\\'m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I\\\'m ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I\\\'m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I\\\'m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I\\\'m PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don\\\'t FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL ao I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I\\\'m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY\\\'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I\\\'m POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.
~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything\\\'s coming your way, you\\\'re in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn\\\'t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I\\\'m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don\\\'t have film.
You know the speed of light, so what\\\'s the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he\\\'s gone.
Evening news is where they begin with \\\'Good evening\\\', and then proceed to tell you why it isn\\\'t.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you\\\'re right, no one remembers. When you\\\'re wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won\\\'t expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can\\\'t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there\\\'s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
1. He\\\'s as sharp as a beach ball.
2. Stupidity doesn\\\'t count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
3. I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
4. The proctologist called!...they found your head!
5. His elevator won\\\'t go to the top.
6. She\\\'s a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
7. People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
8. Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
9. If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
10. Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don\\\'t have film.
11. You couldn\\\'t get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
12. Just because your head is pointed, that doesn\\\'t mean you\\\'re sharp.
13. May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
14. If my dog looked as ugly as you, I\\\'d shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!
15. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you\\\'re abusing the privilege.
16. All foam, no beer.
17. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you\\\'d get change.
18. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
19. People like you should not be allowed to breed.
Mum taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
\\\"If you\\\'re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!\\\"
Mum taught me RELIGION:
\\\"You\\\'d better pray that will come out of the carpet.\\\"
Mum taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
\\\"If you don\\\'t straighten up, I\\\'m going to knock you into the middle of next week!\\\"
Mum taught me LOGIC:
\\\"Because I said so, that\\\'s why.\\\"
Mum taught me FORESIGHT:
\\\"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you\\\'re in an accident.\\\"
Mum taught me IRONY:
\\\"Keep laughing and I\\\'ll give you something to cry about.\\\"
Mum taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
\\\"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!\\\"
Mum taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
\\\"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!\\\"
Mum taught me about STAMINA:
\\\"You\\\'ll sit there until all that spinach is finished.\\\"
Mum taught me about WEATHER:
\\\"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.\\\"
Mum taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
\\\"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?\\\"
Mum taught me about HYPOCRISY:
\\\"If I\\\'ve told you once, I\\\'ve told you a million times - Don\\\'t exaggerate!!!\\\"
Mum taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
\\\"Stop acting like your father!\\\"
Mum taught me about ENVY:
\\\"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don\\\'t have wonderful parents like you do!\\\"
And most of all ..... Mum taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
\\\"I brought you into this world-and I can take you out.\\\"
I\\\'ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I\\\'ve changed my mind.\\\"
\\\"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you.\\\"
\\\"Looking back over the years that we\\\'ve been together, I can\\\'t help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?\\\"
\\\"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it\\\'s your sister.\\\"
\\\"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you\\\'ve given me.
Like the need for therapy...\\\"
\\\"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!\\\"
\\\"Money is tight, times are hard, here\\\'s your @#$/& Christmas card!!!\\\"
\\\"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You\\\'ll probably need it again.\\\"
\\\"Sorry things didn\\\'t work out, but I can\\\'t handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine.\\\"
\\\"When we were together, you always said you\\\'d die for me.
Now that we\\\'ve broken up, I think it\\\'s time you kept your promise.\\\"
\\\"The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won\\\'t be with you, since I\\\'m taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!\\\"
Rejected Valentine Card Sayings
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine\\\'s card at the store
In hopes that, later, you\\\'d be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn\\\'t $250 a night.
6. You\\\'re a woman of style, you\\\'re a woman of class
Especially when I\\\'m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I\\\'m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so\\\'s your ass.
3. You\\\'re a honey. . . and you\\\'re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo\\\'s \\\"booty\\\".
2. I don\\\'t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let\\\'s do it, I\\\'m horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
I\\\'m so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my, childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Cause your presence still lingers here
And it wont leave me alone
These wounds wont seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There\\\'s just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorous]
When you\\\'d cried I\\\'d wipe away all of your tears
When you\\\'d scream I\\\'d fight away all of your fears
And i\\\'ve held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now i\\\'m bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts, my once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away, all the sanity in me
These wounds wont seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There\\\'s just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorous]
When you\\\'d cried I\\\'d wipe away all of your tears
When you\\\'d scream I\\\'d fight away all of your fears
And i\\\'ve held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
I\\\'ve tried so hard to tell myself that you\\\'re gone
But though you\\\'re still with me
I\\\'ve been alone all along
[Chorous]
When you\\\'d cried I\\\'d wipe away all of your tears
When you\\\'d scream I\\\'d fight away all of your fears
And i\\\'ve held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
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By the way
I CHRIS
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